St Patrick's day today apparently.
I opted not to leave the house other than to go to soccer training lest I get harassed/spoken to/killed by some awful guy claiming to be Irish once a year.
'Hi, I'm Irish. My grandmother was an O'Flaherty did you know her?'
I always say 'yes, yes I did... But then again everybody did...'
- Dylan Moran on Americans with Irish heritage.
The day before yesterday I had a go at painting for the first time. I bought some canvases, nabbed some paint from Uni and managed to get three bottles of Merlot for $20 at the local. I spent from midday onwards slowly becoming more and more intoxicated, all the while mixi